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Big toss.
Little ego.

Welcome to the gloriously goofy corner of the internet devoted to salad, the people who toss it, and the dressing that brings everyone together.

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A club for every kind of salad tosser

New to the bowl? A seasoned spinner? Here for the croutons and questionable puns? Pull up a fork.

Tossing 101

How to toss a salad without launching it

A quick, foolproof routine for a bowl that gets evenly dressed and stays inside the bowl. A small miracle.

01Dry the greens
Wet leaves make dressing slide right off.
02Go big on bowl
Room to move is the secret sauce.
03Dress lightly
Start small. You can always add more.
04Lift and turn
Use tongs or clean hands; keep it gentle.
05Finish with crunch
Add croutons and nuts right before serving.
A large bowl of salad ready for tossing
Technique, with a wink

Choose your tossing style

  • The Polite Turn: soft lifts for baby greens.
  • The Weeknight Whirl: tongs, quick wrist, dinner in five.
  • The Potluck Power Toss: big bowl, two servers, zero flying feta.
  • The Crouton Finale: toppings go in last. The crunch must survive.
Dressing room

A simple vinaigrette that knows its place

Whisk 3 parts olive oil with 1 part vinegar or lemon juice, a teaspoon of mustard, a pinch of salt, and pepper. Taste it before it meets the greens. Too sharp? Add oil. Too sleepy? Add acid. Toss just before serving, then stop when every leaf has a light shine.

Golden rule: dressing is a supporting actor. The lettuce is the star.

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